Ode To Morse
from Sweet Jams by Variety Picnic
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lyrics
There once was a man who made the rules
He's kicked an ass and pitied some fools
But in his down time, he's not what you think
He's a kind-hearted, lovable cleaning machine
He likes to clean stuff like nobody else
The bathroom, bedroom and even a shelf
He does so in such a manner
You'd think he'd be a stunt double for Danny Tanner
He likes movies
He's got 'em all cousin
The Dark Night to Cheaper By The Dozen
Don't question his collection
He'll get up
Walk away in a different direction
He'll beat you at any game you choose
Scene it?, Gears of War
Yeah you'll loose
Who's this man I'm talking about?
I'll tell you more and then you'll find out
He is the greatest thing on earth
There's no telling how much he's worth
I'd say I love him but he might not hear it
Who is he?
Kevin Morse (He likes Metallica)
Morse (He's packing Stouffer's)
Kevin Morse (He has Lost cups)
Morse (Yeah)
Back to his cleaning
He likes to mop the floor
He even uses windex on his door
He cleans places nobody's ever seen
The fridge, the dryer and washing machine
He likes his "me" time
That's where he's all alone
Watching DVR and silencing his phone
There's a knock on the door
His face turns red
He opens the door and now you're dead
He has the most greatest life
He works hard at the Best Buy
He makes the dough so he can get by
Who is he?
Kevin Morse
He's kicked an ass and pitied some fools
But in his down time, he's not what you think
He's a kind-hearted, lovable cleaning machine
He likes to clean stuff like nobody else
The bathroom, bedroom and even a shelf
He does so in such a manner
You'd think he'd be a stunt double for Danny Tanner
He likes movies
He's got 'em all cousin
The Dark Night to Cheaper By The Dozen
Don't question his collection
He'll get up
Walk away in a different direction
He'll beat you at any game you choose
Scene it?, Gears of War
Yeah you'll loose
Who's this man I'm talking about?
I'll tell you more and then you'll find out
He is the greatest thing on earth
There's no telling how much he's worth
I'd say I love him but he might not hear it
Who is he?
Kevin Morse (He likes Metallica)
Morse (He's packing Stouffer's)
Kevin Morse (He has Lost cups)
Morse (Yeah)
Back to his cleaning
He likes to mop the floor
He even uses windex on his door
He cleans places nobody's ever seen
The fridge, the dryer and washing machine
He likes his "me" time
That's where he's all alone
Watching DVR and silencing his phone
There's a knock on the door
His face turns red
He opens the door and now you're dead
He has the most greatest life
He works hard at the Best Buy
He makes the dough so he can get by
Who is he?
Kevin Morse
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from Sweet Jams,
released March 16, 2010
Produced by Patrick Mahan, Dana Richard & Rob Robinson
Written by Patrick Mahan
Inspired by Kevin Morse
Produced by Patrick Mahan, Dana Richard & Rob Robinson
Written by Patrick Mahan
Inspired by Kevin Morse
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Variety Picnic Atlanta, Georgia
A seductive, sultry electro-pop group with a dash of comedy that now exists in your world.
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