Neon Lasso

by Variety Picnic

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Dark Days 00:37
Those were some dark days in the town of Whiskasoppy. Whether it was the blistering heat or the mild dysentery, the mood was not pleasant. Something had to change….. and it did. That’s when the glowing wide eyed, unshucked cowboy with a magnificent mane came ridin’ in on his old Dan. We were so frightened that we almost put the licks in. That is until it turned into the ho down of a lifetime. Let me tell you how it happened.
Neon Lasso 02:55
The night was dark. The air was cold. The moon was shining bright. But then the moon disappeared and the air got hot. You could tell something wasn't right. There was a cowboy that galloped into town with an object in his hand. Everbody thought he was dangerous and that he was a very bad man. We saw his neon lasso in the sky. Women and children began to cry. This cowboy didn't belong here. We all know that's a fact. The people didn't know just what to do or how to act. He had a neon glow that wasn't for show. Oh this I know. Then he started dancin'. His horse started prancin'. We saw his neon lasso in the sky. We gotta reverse our battle cry. This neon lasso dude's a real cool guy. We hope he never has to say goodbye. At first we thought it was a UFO. We were so wrong. It was your neon lasso. You're welcome on our land just as long as you dance with your neon lasso. Neon lasso. He came from El Paso. This cowboy is so fly, he'll make you cry with his neon lasso. It was neon and it was a lasso. Please don't go. Please don't go. Please don't go.
High Spirits 00:45
With a crack of lightning, he was gone. The town of Wiskasoppy was saddened by the disappearance of the handsome, well-hunged young man with his neon lasso. But this was no time for mourning. This was a time for celebration. We soon realized it wasn’t the man that brought us such joy but the lasso itself, mostly because it was neon. Some people think this is just some fairytale. I tell them to just look to the sky for the neon lasso.


Variety Picnic's Neon Lasso is the world's first country western synthpop song. It will be a 3 track EP that tells the legend of the Neon Lasso.


released September 10, 2013


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