Sweet Jams

by Variety Picnic

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Woke up, saw the light Yes I'm gonna go out tonight I'm lonely yes indeed Gotta find a lady to caress my needs Where do the ladies flock to? The Lady Club, I guess I'll go too What do you know they let me in To this place of magic and dance and sin You feel that rush come over your body? You feel it? Can you feel it? Bartender give me something strong So I can feel it, I can feel it Hey girl, don't be shy I'm not really like other guys Hey girl can I hold you tight? Oh yeah babe it's your lucky night Did I do something wrong? I was just feelin' the beat of this song As the ladies move away The dance floor is mine I got somethin' to say You feel that rush come over your body? You feel it? Can you feel it? You've got that boogie all up in your jeans Can you feel it? Can you feel it? Hey girl you wanna go blind? Dance with me so I can blow your mind Hey girl you come here often? This is the face that you're gonna get lost in You feel that rush come over your body? You feel it? Can you feel it? You've got that boogie all up in your jeans Can you feel it? Can you feel it? You feel that rush come over your body? You feel it? Can you feel it? Bartender give me something strong So I can feel it, I can feel it Hey girl you know what I mean? Feel that boogie all up in your jeans Hey girl you gotta nice caboose Hell yeah, smack that caboose
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We went on a date It was really great We went on a date And we ate food At the restaurant we ate at And then we drove in your car Yes we drove real far Cause your house is far away, hey It was really far away And when we got there We walked inside And I saw the most beautiful thing It was your chest Your chester drawers I love the craftsmanship on your chester drawers Why are you lookin' at me like I'm crazy? Well maybe I am Because I love your chester drawers Yeah, I wanna be inside em I think they're so beautiful I really really I really really love your chester drawers I wanna be with them all night and day Please let me stay Please baby, I really know you care But I really need a place for my underwear It's so silky smooth, unlike you Chester you don't know the things that I would do I want to marry you My sweet chester drawers
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There once was a man who made the rules He's kicked an ass and pitied some fools But in his down time, he's not what you think He's a kind-hearted, lovable cleaning machine He likes to clean stuff like nobody else The bathroom, bedroom and even a shelf He does so in such a manner You'd think he'd be a stunt double for Danny Tanner He likes movies He's got 'em all cousin The Dark Night to Cheaper By The Dozen Don't question his collection He'll get up Walk away in a different direction He'll beat you at any game you choose Scene it?, Gears of War Yeah you'll loose Who's this man I'm talking about? I'll tell you more and then you'll find out He is the greatest thing on earth There's no telling how much he's worth I'd say I love him but he might not hear it Who is he? Kevin Morse (He likes Metallica) Morse (He's packing Stouffer's) Kevin Morse (He has Lost cups) Morse (Yeah) Back to his cleaning He likes to mop the floor He even uses windex on his door He cleans places nobody's ever seen The fridge, the dryer and washing machine He likes his "me" time That's where he's all alone Watching DVR and silencing his phone There's a knock on the door His face turns red He opens the door and now you're dead He has the most greatest life He works hard at the Best Buy He makes the dough so he can get by Who is he? Kevin Morse
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The title says it all. This album contains hypnotic vocals, explosive guitar riffs and sultry synths. The trio known as the Variety Picnic delivers a debut album that is jam-packed full of sounds that will make you feel like you've never felt before. Sweet Jams travels through several different genres of music and subjects. The album begins an eerie spacey tune called "Space Happy" which will make you wonder if you're actually listening to a comedy album. It isn't until your ears hear Patrick's majestic vocals on "Feel That (Boogie In Your Jeans)". That's when your addiction begins. The soaring guitar solos from world class gentlemen Earl Babbich will leave you speechless. You'll hear ambient tones mixed with a hip-hop beat and an odd fetish on "Your Chest". When you mix Cheesy 80's rock mixed with today's autotune and a happy acid trip, you get "Great Sensations". If you add serious beats plus comedy rap then you've got "Bank Bank" and "Ode To Morse". The group gets down and dirty on "Babymaker" and leaves you with a mess on your hands with "Manbatter". The legendary underground rapper Frank Douglas makes his presence felt with a guest appearance on "Bank Bank" and "Did It All (Just To Get)". Taking a note from Flight Of The Conchords, these guys prove they can be versatile. These are all great elements that are needed to make a great comedy album (except for skits; they aren't jams). Just like their fellow comedy musicians The Lonely Island, the trio has viral videos for their songs. You wouldn't be reading this right now if it weren't for a man named Kevin Morse. The picnic's frontman Patrick Mahan wrote the song "Ode To Morse" which is a tribute to the legend who kicks ass and keeps it clean. This was the song that started it all. The catchy tunes and sweet riffs found here will leave you wanting more and more.

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released March 16, 2010

Produced By Patrick Mahan, Dana Richard & Rob Robinson

All songs written by the Variety Picnic

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Variety Picnic Atlanta, Georgia

A seductive, sultry electro-pop group with a dash of comedy that now exists in your world.

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